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0 ♥ / 9 hours ago
explodingdog:

Crazy Monster asks the tough questions.
970 ♥ / 9 hours ago

No questions?

But don’t I answer questions awesomely?

1 ♥ / 11 hours ago

It’s “Ask me crazy questions because it’s Friday and I’m bored” day

I may have just made that up, but that doesn’t make it less true.

0 ♥ / 14 hours ago
Nope. The second option is how it usually works for almost everyone.
Also, there are always tons of other people involved. I mean, seriously, virtually no one ends up with the first person they date.
429 ♥ / 14 hours ago
gettingtomygoalweightby2012:

If you want to give up, try one more time, one last time. And then repeat the process everytime you want to give up.
14171 ♥ / 14 hours ago

Murph

The friend who first introduced me to CrossFit invited me to come workout at his home gym on monday. The WOD? Murph.

For the uninitiated, Murph consists of the following:

  • Run 1 mile
  • 20 rounds of 
    • 5 Pull-ups (100 total)
    • 10 Push-ups (200 total)
    • 15 Squats (300 total)
  • Run 1 mile

Well, it was nice knowing everyone. I’m probably going to die.

4 ♥ / 14 hours ago
974 ♥ / 1 day ago

WOD 5/24/12

Ran 5k.

Or rather, I started to, until my calves cramped up and started spasming. 

On the plus side, everything else felt great: no cardio problems, no ache in my lower back, nothing. I was comfortably keeping about an 8.5-min/mile pace until my calves rebelled.

I thought my legs were conditioned to my toe shoes, but I guess I was wrong. But I didn’t know that until trying this (I haven’t been running more than about a mile at a time in them yet), so at least now I know. I may need to just stick with traditional running shoes for now; I don’t know if my calves will be ready for my upcoming races with the toe shoes.

4 ♥ / 1 day ago

Anyone playing Diablo III?

If so and you’re up for fucking up some demons and shit some time, message me your Battle.net ID.

0 ♥ / 1 day ago

Anonymous asked: someone i’d like to be for a day and why

Hmm. Interesting thought experiment.

Maybe Obama? Just to see what it’s like to have that much responsibility and that much spotlight. No one but a president knows what it’s like to be a president.

I could probably come up with something more interesting if I thought about it for awhile, but that’s the first thing that comes to mind.

1 ♥ / 2 days ago

Anonymous asked: It's the Zombie Apocalypse. What is your weapon of choice against the zombies?

If I could only have one tool, it would be the Stanley Fubar Forcible Entry Tool:

2 ♥ / 2 days ago
40 ♥ / 2 days ago

Anonymous asked: Batman versus Ironman,who would win?

Oh shit, this is impossible to decide. You literally just picked my two favorite superheroes.

I’ll go with Iron Man, but just barely.

4 ♥ / 2 days ago
Once again, a major reason that I like “brotips” (as opposed to a lot of the other “tips” blogs) is that they’re usually solid, gender-neutral advice. Just good words to live by.
4694 ♥ / 2 days ago
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